15 March 2008

titties

i like titties. while thinking about them last night and this afternoon i realized that i haven't touched a titty in 3 years. that's sad. no wonder i feel so down all the time. loneliness, sure but it also has to do with titties. i should date a girl or at least touch some titties. i'm pretty sure i can recall exactly what a titty feels like. i know what it's supposed to feel like but i can bring that tactile information to simulate a titty. wow, i'm a pretty big loser.

4 comments:

Matt Barnette said...

hey i seen titties one time.

April said...

i think they're way overrated. just go buy some milk.

Harris K. Telemacher said...

(in a 12yr old redneck voice)
"aww man, you can see her titty!"

that word always makes me smile.

oscarthecrouch said...

Three words...Prostitutes.